Your result for The Improved Book Character-Savvy Test...
Hey, you! Cool dude!
You scored 95% Best Seller, 78% Classic and 67% Fantasy/Sci-Fi!
You're on the right track. William Faulker once said, "The artist is of no importance. Only what he creates is important, since there is nothing new to be said. Shakespeare, Balzac, Homer have all written about the same things, and if they had lived one thousand or two thousand years longer, the publishers wouldn't have needed anyone since." Which means you've been spending (not wasting, merely spending) your time reading authors that are saying the same things stated by the great classics. Try them. Classics don't bite. And Fantasy and Sci-Fi are goooooood.
Your rank: The Puzzle Dog (In a Hitchcock pose or something...)
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And, in addition, a very happy birthday to Slaymesoftly,
whose writing has given me hours of enjoyable reading and whose love of (correct) language does much to improve the quality of the stories of everyone who reads and heeds her Doozies!